Oliver Darcy is a busy little bee! He’s been working so hard to get Alex Jones scrubbed from every last nook and cranny of the internet, and yet, somehow, he still has the energy to take on Matt Drudge:

This is what journalism is all about, kids:

Clearly a scandal is unfolding before our very eyes.

No, but we have no doubt he’ll do his best.

Hey, somebody’s gotta do it.

Hard to argue with that.

Ouch.

Alas, Oliver Darcy himself may never get a chance to see that sage piece of advice:

We’re shocked — shocked! — that Darcy would go that route.

Ha!