EVERYBODY GO HOME! Looks like Jack Link's just WON Bigfoot sex Twitter (it's not even CLOSE) [pic]

Because everything is terrible, people are talking about “Bigfoot erotica” today. Pizza Hut even got in on it. But while Pizza Hut’s tweet fell kinda flat, Jack Link’s Jerky’s tweet is another story:

NO COMMENT pic.twitter.com/BPDJRswt8I

— Jack Link's Jerky (@JackLinks) July 30, 2018

Admit it: You laughed.

DAMN

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) July 30, 2018

Jack Link’s deserves some serious retweet action for that.

Show below the waist you cowards https://t.co/0m9oRDS3wb

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) July 30, 2018

Ha!

Oh, and by the way:

We all laughed at @JonahNRO … nobody's laughing any longer.

— Christopher Heath (@CHeathWFTV) July 30, 2018

In case you missed it:

The latest episode of the Remnant is out. @ChrisStirewalt and I cover the waterfront. https://t.co/YLuzLQdclu

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) December 26, 2017

Far, far more Bigfoot erotica than I was expecting. But somehow, still not enough… https://t.co/HRrUl66K0G

— Chris Stirewalt (@ChrisStirewalt) December 27, 2017

More Bigfoot Erotica than you need, Not as much as you want. Oldest story in the world.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) December 27, 2017

Duuuuude.

the thing is, @JonahNRO incepted all this. He talked about it months ago on his podcast and probably got that guy in Virginia all hot and bothered.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) July 30, 2018