If we resolved to stop picking on Brian Stelter … we wouldn’t last a day. But it wouldn’t be our fault. He makes it too damn easy.

Take this, for example:

Uhhh …

And we’re certain the government would make that super-easy to do.


Jeebus, Brian.

Why is Stelter even giving this idea the time of day? What’s that saying about those who ignore history?

Regret your decision yet, Brian? You should.