We’ll give Peter Daou this much: He’s committed.

Sorry, did we say he’s committed? We meant he should be committed:

Stop defending? Puh-leeze. If he couldn’t white-knight for his damsel in distress, what on earth would he do with his time?

Peter’s determined not to go down without a fight. So, in 2018, we resolve to keep laughing at him. As vigorously as we did in 2015, 2016, and 2017.