As Twitchy told you yesterday, a new Gallup poll puts failed presidential candidate and all-around failed human being Hillary Clinton at a new approval rating low: 36 percent.
CNN’s Chris Cillizza seems to think this news is puzzling for some reason:
Hillary Clinton is historically unpopular.
— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) December 20, 2017
Why, indeed? Cillizza details four theories:
1. The 2016 race has never really ended
2. Clinton isn’t sorry
3. She is the last Republican boogeyman
4. We’re still too close to it all
You may have noticed that only one of those theories puts any shred of responsibility on Hillary. Funny, that.
And yet, despite Cillizza’s reluctance to blame Hillary for her being unlikable, Hillary’s minions are still pissed with him:
Seriously – who cares. We will never be able to move on in this country or this party if we keep harping on her.
— Kathy Martin (@kmartin17) December 20, 2017
Are you bored or something?
I could come up with more compelling and necessary journalism angles in my sleep. Why can't you?
— Medici Honeysuckle (@MediciJones) December 20, 2017
Oh Lamb, she didn't win the election and she's a private citizen, do try and keep up.
— Ziggy says, #FreeBravenak (@francie1950) December 20, 2017
Chris Cillizza is obsessively douchey?
— Edie Jarolim (@EdieJarolim) December 20, 2017
— Rachel McRea 🏳️🌈 (@Rachel_McRea) December 20, 2017
The level of pure evil that you alone have directed towards this PRIVATE CITIZEN is astonishing. Why do you hate powerful women so much? Are you really that insecure? Leave HRC alone!
— ReclaimingMyTime (@LA2Vegas2LA) December 20, 2017
Because assholes like you, Chris.
— evidence & science based (@MsMollySeattle) December 20, 2017
Jesus fuck, dude, she WON THE POPULAR VOTE BY ALMOST 3 MILLION! Your obsession with painting her as a "loser" is no different from Trump's, except you ought to be savvy enough to know that your hating on her so frequently and publicly makes you look like a misogynistic asshat.
— Jenny Appleseed (@themediawitch) December 20, 2017
Wtf is the matter with you. Goddamnit you’re a pig.
— how'd we get here? (@sarahfdavis280) December 20, 2017
You’re a dumb fuck dot com
— jay (@jaydestro) December 20, 2017
OK, you’re back in Full GOP asskissing stenographer mode…
— josephebacon 🌹 (@josephebacon) December 20, 2017
LOL, yeah, that’s Cillizza, all right. GOP ass kisser!
Well, anyway, if Chris is still looking to solve the mystery of why Hillary’s so loathed by so many Americans, here are a few more theories for him.
Because she blew the easiest victory in US presidential history. And still can't bring herself to correctly analyze or admit why.
— Michael Hirsh (@michaelphirsh) December 20, 2017
Her behavior, tone of voice, insincere nature, air of entitlement, insulting methods of pandering, general hypocrisy on all topics but particularly her husband’s history of assault, and poor sense of style. https://t.co/OFWO2SxoW5
— Sara Miller (@Millerita) December 20, 2017
Because she's an awful person. https://t.co/37veJhmMWb
— Mary (@mchastain81) December 20, 2017
All of the above sound about right.