I’ve officially reached the point where I need a drink and maybe a helmet (but a cute one), because the BBC has decided that a white woman’s fingernails are now a civilizational crisis.
Even I can't come up with something that ridiculous in joke form.
Honestly, it's amazing (and not in a good way) that anyone can sit around just making this crap up all day. I can see it now:
'Hey, you know what... I haven't come up with or said anything REALLY stupid in at least a day or so. I know, I'll make the case that bare nails are RACIST. Wait, no, not just racist, but a sign of WHITE SUPREMACY. Yes, that's the ticket!'
Color them? Cultural appropriation.
Leave them bare or nude? Suddenly you’re propping up “white supremacist standards of beauty.”
There is no correct answer, no winning move, just another day in the land of professional offense-takers.
Justine Bateman clocked this latest masterpiece of institutional silliness and, in the most Justine way possible, treated it with exactly the seriousness it deserved.
This is an absolute DISGRACE of an article by the BBC!
— Bernie (@Artemisfornow) September 26, 2026
Any white woman who dares to paint her nails in a colour is framed as committing cultural appropriation…
and if she has nude nails, or no colour the BBC prints the claim that this can perpetuate “white supremacist…
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... standards of beauty”.
They actually printed that!
So basically, no matter what I do to my NAILS I fail because I’m white?
Why should I ever be forced to pay for an organisation that prints stuff like this?
Just when you think stupid people can't possibly out-stupid themselves, they always seem to prove us wrong and ALWAYS out-stupid themselves.
Justine Bateman had the PERFECT reaction to this nonsense:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL. https://t.co/7F3Ln4YelN
— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) September 27, 2026
Like Justine, if I don't laugh, I may never stop throwing up.
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