'Doughy' Matthew Yglesias claiming conservatives are too fat and old to win a Civil War goes SO wrong

Matthew Yglesias knows he's Matthew Yglesias, yes?

Just sayin'.

Seems Matty thinks conservatives are too old and fat to win a Civil War with the libs.

Don't look at us, we didn't write it. He did.

I know conservatives have more guns but in the end I think their advanced age and worse physical fitness are going to give libs the win in the civil war they keep fantasizing about. https://t.co/XQX83hBa4N

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) September 6, 2023

And since HE wrote it, HE'S getting dragged.

Almost everyone I know who is super into fitness, outside of runners, are conservative or libertarian.

It's a meme, even.

— Snarkansas Goober (@TheOzarkansan) September 7, 2023

Right? Didn't they start pushing the idea that being physically fit, on time, good looking, and successful was somehow a bad thing and only on the EVIL RIGHT? 

Oh well if it’s a meme then there’s no need to look up statistical information.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) September 7, 2023

Little doughy dude is pretty defensive.

Whatever you need to tell yourself, pudge.

— Rex_Tudor_Coup (@iamgnurr) September 6, 2023

Get a mirror, bro.

Why. We’ll just wait for all the young city libs at the end of the bus line and pick them off. Never have to get out of our camp chairs.

— Dani/Eric 2024 for America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@Flipper628) September 6, 2023

You really think conservatives are not physically fit? Lol

— 𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂 (@CallMeK1123) September 7, 2023

Annnnd ...

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Well, that settles it. pic.twitter.com/UZl5VfF0EB

— 𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂 (@CallMeK1123) September 7, 2023

Someone can dish it out but they can't take it.

pic.twitter.com/72Lcl4KiOc

— MaryAnnNotGinger 💋 (@MAnotGinger) September 7, 2023

"and worse physical fitness"

(ahem) https://t.co/Ij6VCgDPzR

— 𝗖𝗿𝗼𝗰-𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗣. 𝗚𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘃𝗲 (@Le_CrocMonsieur) September 7, 2023

See? THAT'S what we're talking about.

Bro, libs are doughy feminist blog writers

— Caesar (@caesar_pounce) September 6, 2023

Truth hurts.

But go off, Matty.

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