I hate to be THAT person (ok, who am I kidding, I am totally good with being ‘that person’ if ‘that person’ means I’m calling the crazy out), BUT I’m pretty sure I know why dudes aren’t all up in Dylan Mulvaney’s private messages. What, did he really think having surgery would truly make him into a woman? Did he think playing dress-up and using makeup, dresses, and acting like a total spazzy airhead would equal his milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard?
No.
That’s not how it works.
The men who would be attracted to Dylan would be more attracted to ‘her’ if ‘she’ was just a man. Straight men do not see a woman when they look at Dylan.
Sorry, not sorry.
🤔🤔🤔
Fascinating confession from this guy about what he expected being a woman+ would be like. pic.twitter.com/1SojSIYNGv— James Lindsay, followed bc I'm hot (@ConceptualJames) March 6, 2023
This is what happens when men equate women to a new outfit or a character they want to play. There is so much more to being a woman than dressing up like one – we are not a stereotype, we are not a caricature, and if Dylan really understood how much goes into being a REAL woman he might’ve decided to stay with his own sex. Hey, I’m not playing the ‘oh woe is me poor woman’ card, just being honest. If being a chick was as easy as just dressing up and acting like a doorknob anyone could do it.
I like my dates like I like my brownies: nut-free.
— Surfacedog (@SurfaceDog) March 7, 2023
Most straight men do.
Yup.
They want to be women cause they don’t want gay men, they want straight men. But straight men are straight…and here in lies the problem
— Patriot Sweetheart (@USAsweetheart30) March 7, 2023
He stuck a barbie head on a Ken doll and expected his DMs to explode!
— Astraea (@Astraeajustice1) March 6, 2023
Ouch.
But true.
Well, because straight men aren’t into dudes.
— Suaerp (@Preaus) March 7, 2023
And no amount of lipstick, eyeliner, or surgeries will ever truly make a dude into a woman.
It’s science.
