Chinese state media is reporting this morning that they TOO have an unidentified flying object flying over their country.
No, really, they do.
And c’mon, China would never lie through its state media, right?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Sorry, sometimes we crack ourselves up.
JUST IN – Unidentified flying object has been detected near Rizhao in China, according to Chinese state media Global Times citing local maritime authorities.
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) February 12, 2023
Ain’t that convenient, China?
I don’t believe any of them about anything.
— Jen James (@Jen_James_) February 12, 2023
Join the club.
LOL – okay. 😉 https://t.co/ehICpzGIDC
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) February 12, 2023
Xi: "Hey! Hey! Hey! I got an idea to REALLY troll them."
CCP party official: "What?"
Xi: "Tell them…tell them we found one too!!"
Both together: "BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Xi: "This wine is awesome!"
— Ultra Silky Calvin 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶 (@shoveitjack) February 12, 2023
Admit it, you played this out in your head while reading it.
Methinks they doth pretend too much pic.twitter.com/H5sx3oiFdU
— #ConservTXmom (@ConservTXmom) February 12, 2023
Juuuuuust a little.
NO REALLY, WE’VE GOT A FLYING THINGIE TOO!
Chinese knockoff UFOs have different font and more plastic components. Pretty close tho
— Sai Medi (@Saikmedi) February 12, 2023
But they get great gas mileage.
Ahem.
They’re obviously lying….
— Bill (@notBillOkeefe) February 12, 2023
Obviously.
See?
China seeing their spy balloons doing a full orbit and coming back home be like… pic.twitter.com/rGioB6GcEh
— CapriciousSage (@Ithiel) February 12, 2023
Who are you again?
No no, you’re totally unidentified. TOTALLY.
— FILTHY RICH TRADING GROUP (@FilthyRichTG) February 12, 2023
— SandyView (@view_sandy) February 12, 2023
And monkeys might fly outta our butts.
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