Rep. Eric Swalwell must fly with some of the wokest people in this country because the passenger he’s telling a story about in this tweet seems awfully well versed in progressive and Leftist talking points around Russia and Kashoggi. We don’t know about you guys but the last thing we ever want to do on a flight is talk to some elected yahoo like Eric.
On an AM flight, a passenger told me to keep pursuing the #RussiaInvestigation but urged me and my colleagues to look deeper into the #Khashoggi murder — “This is about who we are. Are we a nation of transactions or values?”
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) November 25, 2018
Yeeeeeeah, we’re calling BS on this, pal.
— Alex VanNess (@thealexvanness) November 26, 2018
Agreed.
Where you sitting next to Adam Schiff?
— El Captain Crunch (@greenrotgut) November 25, 2018
HA HA HA HA HA HA. Ok, that could have been who the passenger was.
Touché.
Are you sure it wasn't your woke 5 year old son?
— #ILikeBeer ?? (@BruinOregon81) November 26, 2018
Nah, if it was his woke five-year-old son he would have asked Eric why Trump hates brown people so much OR he would have said something about how much better the world would be if Hillary had won. And it wouldn’t have been something the son said, but some sort of drawing or poem he wrote in class.
How about that passenger that wants you to nuke gun owners?
— ExGOP John Mann ن (@John_Mann44) November 25, 2018
Hey, we see what this tweep did here.
Psh…you’re such a lying POS.
— Christy ÓCatháin (@cdokane) November 26, 2018
He’s a Democrat so, yeah.
Did you tell them that he wasn't a citizen, or a resident, and that we have absolutely no authority or power to look into what happened to a Saudi subject inside the Saudi consulate in Turkey?
— Atlas Gerrymandered (Shrugged) (@DaveMBP) November 26, 2018
And then a unicorn pranced across the wing of the plane, with a leprechaun riding on its back and a fairy on the brim of the leprechaun's hat. They'd just left the enchanted forest and came by to call BS on his fake story. #ThingsThatNeverHappened #CoolStoryBro
— Xexor ❄️?✨☃️???? (@XexorWeglin) November 26, 2018
Cool story bro.
The whole "nuking Americans who won't give up their guns" was actually a more plausible story than this one. Never happened.
— Michael Arcane (@MichaelArcane) November 26, 2018
True dat.
This was obviously a conversation between Swalwell and himself.
If this was a passenger, Swalwell would have offered him a nuclear weapon for his safety.
This is how I know it's fake.
— Simply American (@ApplaudableThe) November 26, 2018
We KNEW it!
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