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Hello shark, you've been JUMPED! Louise Mensch's theory for why Trump wants to end birthright citizenship is WACK

Oh good, Louise Mensch weighed in on Trump possibly doing away with birthright citizenship … said no one, ever.

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Well, thank goodness she’s got it all figured out.

*yikes*

So Louise thinks that Trump is doing this because what now? Something about Russian agents having babies in the U.S.? Think it’s safe to say that Louise might have finally well and truly jumped the shark so much that she might not be able to get BACK from said jump.

We don’t.

But it’s all a PLOT! Trump wants to raise a bunch of Russian baby super spies who he can then train as ninjas to help him win in 2020.

Or something.

Nuttier than a squirrel’s BM. Yup.

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Wait, there’s more.

Just back away slowly and do NOT make eye contact.


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