Seems failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton ‘slipped’ in the bathtub earlier this week and fractured her wrist, sadly soon after she nearly fell down the stairs. We’d call her a train wreck but at this point, we’re afraid that would be an insult to train wrecks.
Stop it, it’s just a joke.
But not as good of a joke as the one Dennis Miller told about her ‘incident’:
Hillary Clinton fractured her wrist two days ago. Now that's when you know you're patting yourself on the back too hard.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) March 15, 2018
BOOOOM.
And it’s hilarious because it’s true.
Hillary is so busy blaming others for her loss that she could very well have fractured her own wrist trying to pat herself on the back for doing the best she could when so many people and things were against her. Like evil Republican women, James Comey and THAT RACIST STAIRCASE.
It must really burn her biscuits to know she lost to the most unpopular GOP candidate in modern history.
Either that or she was doing a dead lift with a case of Chardonnay in each hand!
— Wine Detective (@LennyKeller) March 15, 2018
Eeep.
As long as it wasn't her drinkin' wrist.
— Ken Rusnak (@KenRusnak) March 15, 2018
Good point.
It was the mans fault. He grabbed her wrist to keep her from TUMBLING DOWN THE STAIRS. ??????
— BEAR (@streetbear57) March 16, 2018
Oh, THAT’S what happened.
Now it all makes sense.
Who did she blame for that?
— Randy Wigginton (@WiggintonRandy) March 15, 2018
White, Republican women.
Duh.
She still be able to take money for the Clinton foundation
— Despicable Deplorable Debra (@debjnich) March 15, 2018
Now now Mr. Miller, you know darn well she has someone on staff to do that for her.
— Dan Garrison (@iamjumpingin) March 15, 2018
You know, we wouldn’t put it past her.
That could actually be Huma’s new title these days.
Heh.
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