Twitchy covers several Hollywood types for saying dumb things because well … lots of Hollywood types say LOTS of dumb things. From Chelsea Handler to Cher, to Bette Midler or Alyssa Milano, there seems to be a neverending supply of silly content to write about from our ‘friends’ in Hollywood.
But only ONE of them has accused Twitchy of being a drug site for meth users (because of the word ‘twitch’) OR being funded by the Russians to tangle with his freedom, and that’s Hellboy himself, Ron Perlman.
Here ya go, ladies & germs, twitchy! These muthafuckas gotta be a Russian funded co. ready to tangle with our freedom.
HOT MESS -> Ron Perlman’s LATEST curse-filled meltdown about Russia (we think?) REKT OBAMA https://t.co/mqqUGt2nIn via @TwitchyTeam— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) February 19, 2018
We laughed so hard at this tweet. Really, we read some crazy stuff (c’mon, we cover Chelsea Handler), but THIS … OMG y’all.
Maybe we should try writing with a Russian accent.
*Laughs in Russian* pic.twitter.com/2pB4yRonZS
— Audra Lee (@Ginger__pilled) February 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheOpulentAmish/status/965751723678576640
HEY! That’s our line.
https://twitter.com/colonel_potter/status/965743612100259841
Da.
https://twitter.com/BigRMV/status/965837369747193856
We have that effect on lots of people.
It’s our charm.
Anyone who disagrees with you is a Russian bot. #ThatsCute #Delusional pic.twitter.com/URaNrH7qSG
— Anthropogenic Jay (@JayRFifteen) February 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/DEfortheBG/status/965884621018845184
Right? Thanks for the traffic, Ron!
https://twitter.com/Dwarfclone/status/965778743599001600
Careful, he’ll accuse you of being a Russian bot.
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Ron: You're right. Nothing gets by your sharp wit.
Twitchy was founded by Uber-Commie @michellemalkin.
Shes a card carrying member of the Communist party, I think. I think her real name is like Malkinovitch or something like that.
— BonkPolitics (@BonkPolitics) February 20, 2018
We have meetings in our Twitchy basement every month, Bunny brings cookies and we watch Doctor Zhivago.
https://twitter.com/CaptainSmirk2/status/965760553942700033
Our dudes are pretty as well, just saying.
Especially that Greg P. fellow.
You need a doctor.
— Nope (@DonnaIsHereNow) February 20, 2018
Doctor ZHIVAGO maybe.
This is silly, but wow, we laughed and laughed about this … then we laughed some more.
The Left cannot understand or accept that anyone could possibly REALLY AND TRULY disagree with them in real life, so they need to create conspiracies so they can sleep better at night.
Ok, off to our monthly meeting … how do you say, ‘Peace out,’ in Russian?
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HOT MESS -> Ron Perlman’s LATEST curse-filled meltdown about Russia (we think?) REKT OBAMA
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