According to Jim Acosta, a super secret special magical source ‘familiar’ with the McCabe matter claims his departure was a mutual decision because Trump was a big ol’ meanie and stuff.
No, we’re not making this up, read for yourself:
Source familiar with McCabe matter describes his departure as a “mutual” decision. He was tired of being “undermined” but Trump and WH was “not happy” with him.
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) January 29, 2018
Poor McCabe, he was tired of being undermined … by whom exactly?
And gosh, wonder why the WH might not have been happy with him.
McCabe undermined by Trump? He was running a fucking propaganda unit weaponized by his former POTUS. Give me a break & stop making him the victim. He's one of the perpetrators. https://t.co/4tvQsZhjqK
— Colorado RedTraci (@goptraci) January 29, 2018
But Acosta has to make McCabe the victim here, otherwise, his narrative totally falls apart.
Your "source " might also be a biased democrat?
— suzanne54 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@suzanne54) January 29, 2018
Actually, a source close to Acosta tells us his source close to the McCabe matter is a drunk unicorn who is wanted in five different states for selling stolen rainbows.
Acosta, super journo to the rescue!
It was McCabe’s barber’s neighbor’s best friend’s sister’s uncle’s brother’s mother’s boss … yeah, that’s the ticket.
Lol. Ya makes sense. Retire BEFORE his benefits kick in. ?? sounds legit.
— PartyofOne?? (@ADmomof3) January 29, 2018
He was tired of being undermined or something.
Stop lying, Jim.
— B.T. Samuel. (@JustBeaTee) January 29, 2018
C’mon, he works for CNN, what else is he supposed to do?
Source tells @CBSNews's Pat Milton that McCabe was forced to step down. He's currently on leave and will officially retire in March.
— Julianna Goldman (@juliannagoldman) January 29, 2018
But nice try, Jim.