When you cover as much stupid as we here at Twitchy do, every once in a while it’s nice to take a break from frothy-mouthed Hollywood elites and man-baby Democrats and write about pastries.
Yup. Pastries.
Especially when the pastry in question is a badass pastry schooling its haters very publicly on Twitter.
Enjoy.
1 MoonPie = great
2 MoonPies = even better
50 MoonPies = wow loving this
100 MoonPies = seems like a lot but ok
666 MoonPies = uh oh
667 MoonPies = whew ha ha alright keep em coming— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
That’s a lot of MoonPies. So many in fact that it triggered this:
Nobody likes moon pies
— Kaela Thompson (@KaelaDianne97) December 15, 2017
LIIIIIIIIIIES!
Haters gonna hate.
Yes they do
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
Word.
Oh, so sales are booming?
— Kaela Thompson (@KaelaDianne97) December 15, 2017
Getting tense up in here.
Yep
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
They should call you MoonBye because nobody likes you
— Kaela Thompson (@KaelaDianne97) December 15, 2017
Well, that’s just hateful.
They should call you Kayla because that's how it's supposed to be spelled
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
HO-LEE-CHIT.
YAAAAAS!
The whole thread is actually Twitter gold.
https://twitter.com/ChaseTheFalcon/status/941688510997811201
Yes if you pay for them
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
No such thing as a free lunch, son.
what does 69,420 moonpie mean
— Austin Braun ? (@AustinOnSocial) December 15, 2017
It means you shoved together some funny numbers hoping your reply would land
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
OUCH.
What about 69 Moon Pies
— The Winter Shirtless Runner (@NickHannula) December 15, 2017
Nice
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
Sit down hater, MoonPie RULES.
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OMG so much THIS! Rick and Morty ‘thread’ is the SINGLE best thing you’ll read on Twitter today
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