Vox has decided in all its infinite wisdom to drop the ‘open bar’ from their Holiday Party because of sexual harassment fears. Apparently, their employees cannot contain or control themselves if and when inebriated.
Vox Media drops open bar from holiday party amid sexual harassment fears https://t.co/2CEuxZ4xaU
— JM Rieger (@RiegerReport) December 1, 2017
Two drink tickets for you!
Oh yeah? NO DRINK TICKETS FOR YOU.
What a silly time to be alive.
This thread is everything:
https://twitter.com/JVLast/status/936605175736922113
And hilarious, don’t forget hilarious.
https://twitter.com/JVLast/status/936605316426485762
Especially at Vox, right?
https://twitter.com/JVLast/status/936605545028636672
That could work.
https://twitter.com/JVLast/status/936605723911483392
WHOA, totally.
https://twitter.com/heatherwilhelm/status/936605956934422528
So instead of bubbles, they have cubicles? Hrm.
https://twitter.com/JVLast/status/936606796529258496
DUDE, good point.
https://twitter.com/heatherwilhelm/status/936607617337749511
There’s always a fatal flaw.
https://twitter.com/JVLast/status/936608185556795393
Could these be festive burqas? You know, little jingles bells and ornaments hanging from them?
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Wait, is that dirty?
Never mind.
How about Social Interaction Consent Contracts?
— Jeryl Bier (@JerylBier) December 1, 2017
Don’t give Vox any ideas.
Men at Vox can no longer criticize the Pence rule, management doesn't even trust them around women they work with after a couple drinks.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 1, 2017
BINGO.
Literally the Vox holiday party pic.twitter.com/4Eko8dNi4D
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) December 1, 2017
Ain’t no party like a Vox party.
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