Celebrating World Kindness Day on Twitter is sorta like celebrating birthdays at Planned Parenthood. The two just don’t match up.
Luckily we can all turn to Iowahawk to keep us inspired … or at least entertained.
It's World Kindness Day, so get cracking with the magnanimity you assholes
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 13, 2017
Because nothing says kindness on Twitter like calling your followers a bunch of a-holes.
Oddly enough, it works.
Fuck you, my friend
— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) November 13, 2017
Such warmth, compassion and LOVE on this thread.
You wouldn't know magnanimity if it bit you on the ass, you jug-eared Hoosier
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 13, 2017
*dead*
That #StartARumorDay is the same date as #WorldKindnessDay is an elegant metaphor.
— CLA (@ConservativeLA) November 13, 2017
Don’t tempt fate, man.
https://twitter.com/BoonaticRex/status/930152406167334912
Hold up, we were told there would be NO MATH.
— Crash Tinkle (@SocrateezNutz) November 13, 2017
On Twitter, this is truer than you realize.
Yeah? Where I come from it's World Asshole Day,
so go in peace, and may your soul be filled with light.— Billy Joe Remarkable, Ockham's Cheese Grater (@Harry_Bergeron) November 13, 2017
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Whoa. World A**hole Day sounds … oddly gross.
Somehow I don't think twitter is going to be the best place for this HT. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ #WorldKindnessDay
— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) November 13, 2017
EL OH EL.
Blessings upon you, dickhead.
— ᴰᵒᵘᵍˡᵃˢ (@DouglasShrugged) November 13, 2017
Can’t you just FEEL the love?
*Googles magnanimity*
Never on Mondays, thanks.— LisetteInBlue? (@bookgirl8) November 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/AllanRicharz/status/930151698114363392
These are the days (and tweets) that make Twitter WORTH it.
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