Be an intern at the FBI, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.
My name is Kathryn and I'm a current intern. I'm here to answer any questions you may have! #FBIHonors
— FBI Albuquerque (@FBIAlbuquerque) September 27, 2017
She had to know this wouldn’t end well, especially on Twitter.
But it’s hilarious.
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/913118383213772800
Heh.
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/913122215985598464
This sounds like a serious question.
https://twitter.com/EF517_V2/status/913119256509927424
Hrm, are they?
They are now.
— Jim (@Ifitsthisname) September 27, 2017
Dude did it to himself.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
— FrogDoc (@TueborFrog) September 27, 2017
OOH OOH WE KNOW!
Gold star for the Holy Grail reference.
https://twitter.com/Timerican/status/913127278917378048
Ouch.
HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) September 27, 2017
WE ALL WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, PLEASE HELP.
Hi, Kathryn-Is that small incident I was involved in on the boat in 1997, still on my permanent record? The opossum survived, right?
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) September 28, 2017
Sounds like a personal problem to us.
https://twitter.com/_wintergirl93/status/913231569644605440
Get thee to a Dunkin Donuts.
https://twitter.com/spiv/status/913226083419467776
Ha!
What did Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch REALLY talk about on the tarmac?
— Denny Loggins (@DennyLoggins) September 27, 2017
Their grandkids, duh.
can you confirm that avril lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced with a lookalike
— will defries (@WilldeFries) September 27, 2017
Mind. Blown.
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
— Nando (@TooOldTooStupid) September 27, 2017
Not a whole lot because a million dollars doesn’t go very far these days.
TELL US THE TRUTH BEHIND ROSWELL I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
— Atticus Goldfinch (@AtticusGF) September 27, 2017
Don’t tell, Kathryn!
How much do you regret asking people to ask you questions?
— ?©️®️™️ (@TTB_72) September 28, 2017
We’re guessing PLENTY.
Hi, Kathryn. My question is: Are they paying you enough for this? I hope so. Have a nice day. : )
— EmBee (@EmBeesWeb) September 27, 2017
Not NEARLY enough.
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