Gun control HARPIES freak in 3, 2, 1: James Woods tweets we need just 2 things to be safe

Anyone else hope Shannon Watts saw this tweet?

Although odds are she has James Woods blocked already …

If you are going to own two things to make your life safer, get a gun and a dog.

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) July 13, 2017

Yes and yes.

There James is, keeping it REAL.

If marauding thieves show up at my place, they bend over laughing AT THE FRONT DOOR. Then I hit them in head with a frying pan! LOL! pic.twitter.com/D09Iw6gzOv

— Judy CONSERVATIVE (@jstines3) July 13, 2017

We heard a rumor that bunnies were sorta dangerous as well. Just sayin’.

Well I have a cat..

— Mark Ayers (@OBCOP) July 13, 2017

Hrm. Well, if the cat decides the intruder is annoying enough it MIGHT lift a paw … then again it might not.

The common box turtle below managed to hold my 50 pound labrador retriever at bay this morning. pic.twitter.com/2nUYaf3y1t

— Mike “Quid Pro” Kilo (@Mike___Kilo) July 14, 2017

When turtles ATTACK! Nature is scary.

https://twitter.com/RWhisler/status/885572275411365888

Well James did say TWO things.

Check! and Check! ?? pic.twitter.com/rTT8NRagxx

— Grace Vasquez (@itsYourGrace) July 14, 2017

*knuckles*

I have really yappy dogs. Yappy enough to distract the intruder while I get my gun…??

— Lisa ???? ??? (@elkay101) July 13, 2017

Atta girl.

https://twitter.com/BelmarCPA/status/885637822174158850

‘Nuff said.

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