Anyone else hope Shannon Watts saw this tweet?
Although odds are she has James Woods blocked already …
If you are going to own two things to make your life safer, get a gun and a dog.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) July 13, 2017
Yes and yes.
There James is, keeping it REAL.
If marauding thieves show up at my place, they bend over laughing AT THE FRONT DOOR. Then I hit them in head with a frying pan! LOL! pic.twitter.com/D09Iw6gzOv
— Judy CONSERVATIVE (@jstines3) July 13, 2017
We heard a rumor that bunnies were sorta dangerous as well. Just sayin’.
Well I have a cat..
— Mark Ayers (@OBCOP) July 13, 2017
Hrm. Well, if the cat decides the intruder is annoying enough it MIGHT lift a paw … then again it might not.
The common box turtle below managed to hold my 50 pound labrador retriever at bay this morning. pic.twitter.com/2nUYaf3y1t
— Mike “Quid Pro” Kilo (@Mike___Kilo) July 14, 2017
When turtles ATTACK! Nature is scary.
https://twitter.com/RWhisler/status/885572275411365888
Well James did say TWO things.
Check! and Check! ?? pic.twitter.com/rTT8NRagxx
— Grace Vasquez (@itsYourGrace) July 14, 2017
*knuckles*
I have really yappy dogs. Yappy enough to distract the intruder while I get my gun…??
— Lisa ???? ??? (@elkay101) July 13, 2017
Atta girl.
https://twitter.com/BelmarCPA/status/885637822174158850
‘Nuff said.
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