'The REAL crime is ...' Greg Gutfeld ZINGS Johnny Depp and it's a DOOZY *snort*

Heh.

the real crime is that Johnny Depp is 54 years old and dresses like a remainders table from Hot Topic

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) June 23, 2017

RIGHT?! What’s the deal, Johnny Depp? Honestly at first when we saw the video we thought he was just another skinny member of AntiFa hanging out at Berkeley …

And what’s with his eyebrows? Dude has no eyebrows.

To paraphrase The Who, he looks like he "woke up in Soho doorway."

— Dark Energy Alison?️‍? (@RealAlisonPoole) June 23, 2017

There is definitely an ‘I smell like old fish, cigarette and bad hairspray’ look about him these days.

Which is too bad because he used to be pretty badass.

Take it from this Genxr.

https://twitter.com/Tyler_Brito/status/878252167563329537

And four or five earrings.

https://twitter.com/CorrineDodge/status/878251618809991168

He looks and sounds like our crazy aunt that makes the holidays uncomfortable

— Big12refssuck (@docgwright) June 23, 2017

Come give your Auntie Johnny a kiss … ha!

https://twitter.com/TheTweetest/status/878261661907341314

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