Yesterday thousands of people from around the world gathered together to “March for Science”. At least we think they were marching for science, it’s always hard to tell with these marching types who think covering posters in glitter glue actually makes a difference.
While they were busy prancing about tying science into every other agenda item they could think of (our favorite was them pushing the notion that there are dozens and dozens of genders because SCIENCE), IowaHawk made a somewhat startling realization …
OMG u guys if all the scientists are all out busy marching WHO IS DOING THE SCIENCING
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 22, 2017
OMG HE’S RIGHT!
Who was doing all of the science stuff when the scientists were busy marching? We’re just lucky the oceans didn’t flood the world yesterday, sheesh.
I hope the science janitors remembered to turn down the thermostats in the empty sciencing laboratories
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 23, 2017
Us too.
https://twitter.com/Williams_J_D/status/855976164929806336
This guy? Not entirely sure we should leave this guy in charge of anything.
Of course these are the same people who keep insisting that Bill Nye is actually a science guy.
WHOS DRIVING THE MICROSCOPE
— Nate (@n_bristor) April 22, 2017
Science is now on autopilot… pic.twitter.com/hAcsCePNQv
— Safing Sector (@Gplavallee72) April 22, 2017
No one "does"'science anymore, since it's been reduced to posting Neil de Grasse Tyson and Bill Nye memes
— Papist in NOVA (@nova_papist) April 22, 2017
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"Earth to fly into the Sun" Says scientist.
— Robert Gonzales (@RobertG30137594) April 23, 2017
Dammit. Way to go, science.
Well, we had a good run
— The Creeper! (@SideshowJon36) April 23, 2017
Heh.
Steve.
— Chris Hynes (@realchrishynes) April 22, 2017
It’s ALWAYS Steve. Poor guy.
Don't worry, it's all been "settled."
— Joan Of Arc (@JoanOfArc1920) April 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/FigarosSlave/status/855996865195552768
Awww and therein lies the harsh reality of having a march just to have a march. No one is trying to take science away, no one is trying to end it. Then again these are the same folks who took part in the Women’s March, and we’re still waiting for them to tell us exactly what they were protesting.
Democrats. *eye roll*
Related:
Shocking: Bill Nye, no longer hanging around White House, gets political at #MarchForScience https://t.co/9a44hCymdZ
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 23, 2017
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