Even though John Kerry insists AC is actually more dangerous, ISIS (aka the JV team) beheaded a priest in Normandy today …
Luckily we don’t have to worry.
Don't worry, guys, ISIS is on the wrong side of history.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 26, 2016
And after all, this is Obama’s favorite saying, right?
Oh what a relief. Should take care of itself, then.
— Who in their right mind orders 23 cheeseburgers? (@AndrewComings) July 26, 2016
thank god we have electronic tags to stop them.
— Nathan Brophy (@n8brophy) July 26, 2016
what!?! I though air conditioning units were… a revelation to be sure
— WhoDis' (@bishapp) July 26, 2016
They are! DOWN WITH AC!
What a relief. Now we can focus on the real danger of Air Conditioners and Refrigerators.
Smh in disbelief.
— WatchDog (@disvet03) July 26, 2016
Right? All of those refrigerators running around, killing innocent people. We must stop them.
Absolutely. Every time ISIS hears Obama or someone in his administration say this they take their suicide vests off and adopt puppies. Yup.
Yeah, us too.