This is … well it’s bad.

And we thought Joe’s July presser was a hot mess. This thing, HOOBOY.


We are not withdrawing.

They did.

We are staying.


The embassy is staying.

Umm … really?

I don’t think it’s going to be something that happens from a Friday to a Monday.

Alrighty then.

Not sure which is more embarrassing, Biden or Blinken. Maybe we should just embrace the power of ‘and’.

This is an insult to idiots everywhere.

We’re sure Jen P-sucky will get right back with this one. Yup.



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Devastatingly BAD: Biden’s July press conference about withdrawing from Afghanistan just absolutely DAMNING (watch)

BOMBSHELL! Snopes’ (you know, the group Facebook hired to fact-check YOU) co-founder BUSTED for literally being fake news