It’s official. If we NEVER hear the ‘doctor’ argument/debate AGAIN it will be too soon.

Granted, it has given us a lot to point at, laugh, and write about but c’mon …

We’d rather call him Indy.

Fair point.

Dr. Pepper.

Damn right.

Heh.

Mollie Hemingway’s short but savage thread sort of puts an end to the argument in our humble opinion.

Take a look:

Dr. Dre.

Good one.

Doctor?

Doctor.

Still relevant nearly 40 years later and OMG THIS EDITOR IS GETTING SO OLD.

Oopsie.

Ding ding ding.

We happen to be doctors of snarkology, thank you very much. You all may call us Dr. Twitchy.

Sorry, that just sounds dirty.

No, don’t call us that.

Heh.

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