Full transparency, when this editor first started writing this piece on the #BidenHaikus Twitter trend it was all pretty damn funny â€¦ but looking through it now itâ€™s just a bunch of really pissed off Bernie supporters writing horrible things about the Democratâ€™s pick to beat Trump.
We thought there would be more word salad and less â€˜die Biden die,â€™ but we were wrong.
This makes it even more important to cover though because it shows a clear division on the Left that isnâ€™t going away any time soon.
Good luck with that, DNC.
â€” Steve Cox (@RealSteveCox) April 14, 2020
Itâ€™s always interesting when any sort of haiku trends because you find yourself counting syllables on your fingers.
Can't finish a thought
â€” Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) April 14, 2020
Why why why why why
Listen, Fat. Push-up contest.
Vote for someone else.#BidenHaikus
â€” Anomaly ? ? (@spatial_anomaly) April 14, 2020
Sorta funny but sorta not.
Death to the party
Never Biden Never Trump
Burn it to the ground #Bidenhaikus
â€” Fiorella Isabel?? (@Fiorella_im) April 14, 2020
Well damn, thatâ€™s not funny.
See what we mean?
GP I can't find my pants.
I am sniffing your hair, fat.
Vote Biden for prez.#BidenHaikus
â€” The Gormogons (@Gormogons) April 14, 2020
Ok, the notion that he canâ€™t find his pants is sorta funny but yeah â€¦ yikes.
Creepy hair sniffing
Incoherent babbling man
bleeding eyeball rage
â€” G (@TCC_Grouchy) April 14, 2020
Weâ€™re getting the sense that Biden isnâ€™t really all that popular even with the Left.
Democrats sure can pick â€™em.
"Where's Chuckâ€¦ stand up Chuck!"
But Chuck would notâ€¦ could not stand.
"What am I saying?"#BidenHaikus
â€” Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) April 14, 2020
Ok, that was funny.
The invisible hand
More blatant than usual
Bets on a dead horse#BidenHaikus
â€” ?Dvsharpie goes Green?? (@Dvsharpie1) April 14, 2020
Biden will be crushed by trump
Poor people dying.
â€” #AllThatWeLoveIsOnTheLine #NotMeUs (@CGoustin) April 13, 2020
Hey, we don't need you
Now fall in line and vote blue
Where are you going#BidenHaikus
â€” Haiku Sandwich Artist (@yeetkunedo) April 13, 2020
Sun sinks in red glow
Oligarchy prefers Joe
Yellow vests like flowrs#BidenHaikus
â€” Regular Person ??? (@dailyintel1) April 13, 2020
Whoa. Thatâ€™s deep, man.