Seriously, ask a stupid question win stupid prizes.
Let’s see.
Ivanka hasn’t knocked a stripper up and then refused a DNA test.
Ivanka doesn’t drive a six-figure Porsche while claiming she can’t afford to pay alimony.
Oh, and the biggest one of all, Ivanka’s dad is actually president.
Tough crowd.
Seeing a theme here.
Oh yeah, we forgot about the whole sleeping with his in-law thing.
Yikes.
It could happen.
Or not.
Was David trying to make Hunter Biden look bad? Wow.
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