Seriously, ask a stupid question win stupid prizes.

Let’s see.

Ivanka hasn’t knocked a stripper up and then refused a DNA test.

Ivanka doesn’t drive a six-figure Porsche while claiming she can’t afford to pay alimony.

Oh, and the biggest one of all, Ivanka’s dad is actually president.

Tough crowd.

Seeing a theme here.

Oh yeah, we forgot about the whole sleeping with his in-law thing.

Yikes.

It could happen.

Or not.

Was David trying to make Hunter Biden look bad? Wow.

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