Hey, we suppose if the schtick worked for Obama it might work for Pete Buttigieg, yes?

No?

Heh.

Watch this … seriously, it’s nuts.

*adjusts tinfoil*

Oof.

There will be no dissing of the Miracle Whip, mister!

Or missie!

And that ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ stuff is crap.

Yowza.

To be fair, this could just be the way Pete talks and acts … and the things he says could just be unoriginal like what most Democrats spew.

But still, it’s awfully close just to be a coincidence.

Does that make him RE-Pete?

Ok, bad joke … they can’t all be winners, folks.

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