Seth Abramson has written several books about Trump colluding with Russia so you can only imagine how badly Mueller’s report wrecked not only his reputation but perhaps even those precious book sales. Which is probably why he’s so desperate to keep the Russia collusion dream ALIVE.
You can tell he really means business because he used a LOT of emojis which makes his tweets look way more important and stuff.
THE MUELLER REPORT
❌ No counterintelligence
❌ No financial documents
❌ No consideration of bribery
❌ No consideration of money laundering
❌ No interview with Trump Jr.
❌ No interview with Trump
❌ No resolution to 29 outstanding federal probesAMERICA STILL NEEDS ANSWERS.
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) September 2, 2019
PLEASE BUY HIS BOOKS.
Wait, sorry.
America still needs answers and stuff.
*MISSING* FROM THE MUELLER REPORT
✅ Evidence withheld by Trump & allies
✅ Evidence destroyed by Trump & allies
✅ Interviews refused by Trump & allies
✅ Resolution of false testimony by Trump & allies
✅ Trump tax returns
✅ Trump banking recordsAMERICA STILL NEEDS ANSWERS.
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) September 2, 2019
Remember when Mueller was going to save the day?
Look out Trump! Mueller is coming for you!
Huh.
*BEYOND THE SCOPE* OF THE MUELLER REPORT
↗️ Collusion with Saudi Arabia
↗️ Collusion with Israel
↗️ Collusion with UAE
↗️ Evidence preceding 2013
↗️ Evidence from 29 other federal probes
↗️ Evidence of crimes besides a conspiracy with the IRA or GRUAMERICA STILL NEEDS ANSWERS.
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) September 2, 2019
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Wha?
Someone is seriously worried about becoming irrelevant.
*REPORTS ON TRUMP* POST-MUELLER
? Proof of Conspiracy (Today)
? Senate Intelligence (2019)
? House Committees [9] (2020)
? SDNY [6]*
? USAO DC [2]*
? EDNY*
? NYAG [3]*
? NJAG*
? DCAG*
? Other [5]*
? DOJ Public Integrity*
? FBI Counterintelligence**Release date TBD.
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) September 2, 2019
Seth really needs to let this go. It’s over and no amount of pretty, colorful emojis is going to change that. Maybe he needs a hobby, we hear needlepoint is a good stress-reliever.
No collusion, No obstruction Seth.
Go fish…
— The Mueller Report (@TheMuellerRepo) September 2, 2019
But does he have any sevens?
Omg people. It went on for two years. Gmafb
— Taylor (@taylortaytaylo) September 2, 2019
Went on for years and cost us millions … but Seth says we still need answers.
It also had no conspiracy or coordination with the Russians.
— Paul Volk (@PaulVolk4) September 2, 2019
But those weren’t the answers Seth WANTED!
— Peg (@19plf68) September 2, 2019
Seriously.
At least Seth didn’t write hundreds and hundreds of tweets this time.
Right?
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