One of the hazards of being a Twitchy editor is the number of weird, even creepy, tweets we come across while scouring the Twitterverse looking for something worthwhile to write about. There’s a reason this editor’s right eye ‘twitches’ a lot … and no, that’s not why we’re called Twitchy.
Leave the jokes to us, smarties.
ANYWHO, speaking of tweets that make your eye twitch or give you serious pause, this Eric Swalwell tweet is a doozy.
My late night craving is a spoonful of peanut butter. Trying to be healthier, I recently bought the “reduced fat” jar of Jif. I’ll have the fat back, please.
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) May 14, 2019
Raise your hand if the idea of Eric Swalwell eating peanut butter, in general, makes you do an all over body cringe, let alone him eating at night and thinking to tweet about it.
First they’ll take your guns! Then they’ll take your full-fat peanut butter!
— Unagi (@brownrobin64) May 14, 2019
You still polling at .3% ?
— Jonnyappleseed (@jonnyAppls33d) May 14, 2019
Dear Diary…..James Comey brought over ‘increased fat’ peanut butter
— Jeff (@JeffGniffke1) May 14, 2019
Sorry sir, but no one needs fully-fatted assault peanut butter.
— Don Quick-Oats (@DonQuickOatz) May 14, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA
All we’re asking for is common sense fat control.
Fatty peanut butter causes climate change. Now we only have 11 1/2 years.
— killenw (@KilleNeil) May 14, 2019
Sorry, buddy. The Russians took it.
— Guy David (@DBCWriter) May 14, 2019
WE KNEW IT.
Well this is gonna bump you right up to 1%!
— zone of danger (@mr_bovine_jonie) May 14, 2019
Makes him super relatable and stuff, right?
Duke Nukem with deep thoughts…ok, with thoughts🤷🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/61WaiF1UbV
— Tracy Nickels-Bishop (@JusticeBlaze) May 14, 2019
— Augustus Caesar (@Caesar63BC) May 14, 2019
Remember when Eric said to give him a dollar instead of buying a bag of chips?
Try nuking it.
— Fisher of Meh 🐟 (@fisherofmeh) May 14, 2019
Ba dum bum, tsss.
— Deplorable David (@LuckoftheDraw17) May 14, 2019
If Eric is going for the strangest 2020 Dem candidate he’s well on his way. Look out Beto!