James Comey’s Twitter account reads more like some lame Thoreau rip-off than something a man who held a fairly powerful role in the US government would be ‘tweeting’. Which begs the question, what is this guy smokin’!?
After a day of all sorts of takes on the Mueller Report, James took it upon himself to tweet this photo.
So many answers. pic.twitter.com/GY61xtIgJV
— James Comey (@Comey) April 19, 2019
So many answers.
Is James trying to be annoying because if so … SUCCESS.
So many assholes. https://t.co/jWVRTJ7GJj
— JD (@GameOnJD) April 19, 2019
WE didn’t write it.
We laughed at it.
We included it in this article.
But we didn’t write it.
Delete your account.
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 19, 2019
Are you trying to find Hillary out in those woods? Someone should do a welfare check on her ASAP.
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) April 19, 2019
Whoa, good point. What is it with Democrats losing their minds and wandering the woods? Heh.
— Barbara Martin (@babsie_d) April 19, 2019
No idea what this means but A+ for the bunny Peeps.
This is the best parody account
— Da Bears NFC North Champions (@Northsiders1985) April 19, 2019
Comey is questioning trees and Abramson is in the 400s on his tweets and Buttigieg thinks Phish is somehow a good idea and I'm wondering why everyone's got weed but me.
— Mo Mo (@molratty) April 19, 2019
It was a long and crazy day in social media.
You sir are to blame for all of this b.s. on your watch
— Elvis Osbourne (@Deadaselvis55) April 19, 2019
STOP. You got us here.
— Brian (@bpmoynihan) April 19, 2019
I may be a little slow, but what am I looking at here?
— Ryan Pochmara (@OWGotStung) April 19, 2019
Don’t look at us, man, we just work here.