As Twitchy reported earlier, Kevin Hart has stepped down from hosting the Oscars after a bunch of stick-in-the-mud whiners came after him for making gay jokes … because you know, comedians shouldn’t tell jokes or something.
Yes, everything is stupid. We know.
And speaking of everything being stupid, Billy Eichner has a suggestion for who he thinks should host the Oscars and please please please let this be a joke.
Let @BetoORourke host the Oscars. We all like him and it’ll be a real test to see if he can handle an impossible job in front of the world!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 7, 2018
No no no no.
Beto has never done or won anything … although he does seem to have some MAD air guitar and skateboarding skills.
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) December 7, 2018
That could very well strip him of his popularity in the south, if he clearly affiliates himself with the "Hollywood Elite" 🤔
— Straight Kraut of Nowhere. (@RehabiliNation) December 7, 2018
Popularity in the south? Hrm. Do they realize Beto lost?
No .. this is not what we want for Beto… please don’t play around with this. We need Beto in the race 🤦🏽♀️
— Nandi (@NandisCouch) December 7, 2018
That would either kill his career or get Trump re-elected.
— David Stenow (@davidstenow) December 7, 2018
Oooh, on second thought.
He's not progressive enough!
— Justin Varricchione (@Taco_Jones) December 7, 2018
He’s got to be funnier than Kevin H.
— Nancy LeBrun (@nlroundabout) December 7, 2018
If we rolled our eyes any further back in our heads we would probably hurt ourselves.