Over the past few days, Tom Arnold has really done his part to help Twitchy write about him. Gosh, Tom, you’re a real team player …
Take for example his special math claim that 80% of gun owners shoot themselves or someone they love which we HAD to write about.
Fun facts with Tom Arnold: 80 percent of gun owners shoot themselves or a family member https://t.co/Y99bekVEsC
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 2, 2018
Alrighty then.
Would seem Tom has noticed our coverage and might even want to write for Twitchy.
Can I just write for you guys?
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) December 2, 2018
Awkward. *don’t call us we’ll call you*
Tom is probably good at … well something, but we don’t see a good match here.
Not to mention he’s basically already writing for us, he just doesn’t know it yet.
I don’t know Tom, can you write?
— Darrell Pitzer (@d_pitz) December 2, 2018
The jury is still out on this one.
Now that's a good one! pic.twitter.com/MUcpTfbsaz
— ELS Pakink AF Jackhole (@nolefan01) December 2, 2018
RIGHT?! Could be the funniest thing he’s written YET.
I guess you missed the part where they're actually funny.
— Toxic Miscuelinity (@Dave_DelFavero) December 2, 2018
D’awwww thanks. We try although to be fair there are probably some people who don’t appreciate our humor.
Oh, and speaking of Tom’s math on gun owners, Chris Loesch also seemed to take notice of the actor’s common core logic:
Tom believes this is a real statistic and so do millions of leftists. This is why the US is broken, people believe really stupid stuff. Their idiocy is helping shape policy that is eroding our rights. https://t.co/X4NOPfnrTU
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) December 2, 2018
To be fair, Tom has been harassing Chris and his wife Dana for days so we’re not surprised he slammed this ridiculousness. Look how badly it triggered Tom:
As you know @ChrisLoesch this is a joke that goes with the tweet that was above it. You are lying but don’t let that get in the way of shilling guns to mass shooters for @DLoesch & other monsters who run @NRA. Lying to NRA members is how you scare them into staying NRA members.
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) December 2, 2018
Screech screech!
And he wonders why we won’t let him write for us.
Sheesh, Tom, lighten up.
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