Trump BAD! Take a gander at the Top (Worst?) 10 grossly biased anti-Trump midterm election headlines (so far!)

Awww, it’s the day before the 2018 midterms so OF COURSE, your friendly, neighborhood media are out in full force pushing all things anti-Trump in order to hurt Republicans tomorrow at the polls.

At this point, they’re not even really trying to pretend they’re objective which made this editor’s job of grabbing ten really ridiculous headlines super easy this morning and; quite honestly she anticipates adding even more as we get closer to the big day. These headlines will likely be tame compared to what we see in the next 24-36 hours … but we gotta start somewhere.

Try not to roll your eyes too much.

10. Trump BAD! Trump MEAN! Trump pushes hatred! Blame Trump! *ok this one deserves an eye roll, feel free*

President Trump insists he deserves "no blame" for what he called the "hatred" in the country. @ABC identified at least 17 criminal cases where Trump's name was invoked in direct connection with violent acts, threats of violence, or allegations of assault https://t.co/XhZD2P50Ve pic.twitter.com/86eFBYbmmJ

— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) November 5, 2018

9. According to The New York Times, tax cuts, job growth, and a thriving economy are in fundamental conflict with women’s faith. K.

Within a voting base that remains deeply conservative, some women have found the president's policies to be in fundamental conflict with their faith https://t.co/U7KNZ3K6Gd

— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 5, 2018

Pres. Trump’s 40% approval rating is the lowest for a president ahead of his first midterm except for Harry Truman’s in 1946.

59% of likely voters say it’s highly important to them to vote for a candidate who shares their opinion of Trump. https://t.co/3F08sF6ZUS pic.twitter.com/UfVC5w877j

— ABC News (@ABC) November 5, 2018

7. Both MSNBC and NBC are running this one, think they would if their magical poll went the other way?

On the eve of Election Day, Democrats have a slight edge in Florida’s high-stakes Senate and gubernatorial contests, a new NBC News/Marist poll finds. https://t.co/tZBcy4yvwV pic.twitter.com/VyY5THSoK1

— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 5, 2018

6. This list wouldn’t be complete without at least one comparison to an evil leader from another country.

Analysis: Trump finds a "like-minded" demagogue in Bolsonaro https://t.co/UG8LYOe93E

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 5, 2018

5. Huh? You know what, we can’t even with this one.

Opinion | Trump's racism can't win elections. Gerrymandering and voter suppression can. https://t.co/XkgKMYFNBw – @NBCNewsTHINK

— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 5, 2018

4. Washington Post seems to be on a mission to outdo the gross bias of every other outlet. Heh.

These are the top two headlines at the WaPo website right now. But no, there's no media bias. pic.twitter.com/cV5aDQcwrK

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 5, 2018

3. But what astrological sign are they?

With the midterm elections only days away, here's a look at the 2018 primaries by the numbers https://t.co/KlTGst0mhI pic.twitter.com/ZYnh5tO3Uu

— ABC News (@ABC) November 4, 2018

2. CNN … don’t ever change.

About 7 in 10 likely voters say that when they cast a ballot on Tuesday, they’ll be sending a message about Pres. Trump, a new CNN poll shows. Overall, 42% of likely voters say their vote will be to express opposition, while 28% say it’ll be to support him https://t.co/knW3aCdM3S pic.twitter.com/6nzTYiJPCY

— CNN (@CNN) November 5, 2018

1. WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.

The president’s apocalyptic attacks reach a new level of falsity https://t.co/3flH4wpDsN

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 5, 2018

Honorable mentions:

What other things could Democrats investigate?
-President's family company
-EPA
-Citizenship question in 2020 census

"Basically every week…if they get control there will be some kind of investigation," says @edokeefe pic.twitter.com/P7VsTUb3Ik

— CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) November 5, 2018

Oh, you're going to be swamped. You'll get the obvious ones, but here's my favorite from @NewYorker: "A long tradition links vampires to both capitalist greed and social conservatism: https://t.co/yvqtZV6jDP"

— Daniel Lee (@RealDanLee) November 5, 2018

Trump is literally ending Twilight vampires … they say this like it’s a bad thing.