Shew, Halloween is officially over (boo hiss), and that means just ONE thing … CHRISTMAS MUSIC EVERYWHERE.
Ok, well that, and the endless propaganda from our delicate, angsty, and frothy friends on the Left pushing people to ruin Thanksgiving dinners all across the country because nothing says family like pissing everyone off about Medicare For All right before eating pumpkin pie.
Such a winning plan, Lefties.
Comfortably Smug wrote a short thread about how we as Republicans, Conservatives, and Libertarians should deal with this political attack on our turkey this year:
It's almost time for the journos to start writing takes about how to handle eating Thanksgiving dinner with your conservative family member, ostensibly a neanderthal who didn't get a degree in comparative Russian lit like the journo did.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 1, 2018
So predictable. Yup.
I'm here to tell you things will be a bit different this year.
You don't have to tolerate some dumb kid who thinks they're woke sneering at you over dinner.
This year you're going to focus on one thing at Thanksgiving- owning that God damn Lib.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 1, 2018
DAMN RIGHT.
*snort*
The explosions of glitter glue, patchouli, and anger will litter this country from coast to coast if we follow Smug’s plan.
Heh.
I'm starting the tradition this year of telling the oral history of Jacob Wohl. He's replacing my old one about Samuel Mudd.?
— Justin Perrin (@Smokerscough101) November 1, 2018
D’oh!
And he stopped American plane crashes. Don’t forget about the plane crashes, man!
— Matt Ramsey (@RamseyMP) November 1, 2018
Do you get bonus points if you get them to leave?
— What Difference Does It Make? (@Craaazzyuuh) November 1, 2018
Survey says YES.
These are amazing suggestions. I plan to build a wall of sugar cubes around my place setting and pretend that I can’t hear my lib sibling’s complaining due to my wall’s effectiveness.
— Don’t fear the Dieter (@dieterdidit) November 1, 2018
HA HA HA HA HA.
Don't forget that if they ever say anything you don't have an answer on hand for, you can call them an NPC.
— perpetuities (@perpetuities) November 1, 2018
I find the holidays are a very productive time to own the libs.
— ?my Czy? ?? (@AmyICzyk) November 1, 2018
True story. In between baking pies and making a shopping list for Black Friday this editor has penciled in, ‘Owning the libs’.
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