You ever have one of those days where you REALLY needed a laugh and someone just happens to send you a thread that hits home politically and makes you hee-haw at the same time?
No? Just us?
Huh.
Well, then you’re in for a treat because THIS thread is just that, politically spot-on and freakin’ hilarious.
Enjoy:
8:00 AM: I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
This is the part of the story where you can’t get the song ‘Do You Want to Build a Snowman’ from ‘Frozen’ out of your head. Annoying sure, but worth it.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom…person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
We have questions.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
Freakin’ vegans.
Wait, now it’s a snow woman? We missed something.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
Freakin’ snowman privilege.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
DEAD. SO DEAD.
OMG.
Snowballs … sexist.
Told you this was good.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
And we feel fine.
Heh.
Related:
Join the conversation as a VIP Member