We get that Michael Avenatti was trying to talk tough about Trump here, but all he really managed to do is prove he has no idea how you play chess.

Poor ol’ creepy porn lawyer.

So let’s see if we have this straight … Avenatti says Trump is playing tic-tac-toe and they’re playing chess, and they keep swinging.


What the Hell sort of chess is this guy playing?

That’ll show Trump!

Maybe he’s playing some sort of EXTREME CHESS?


Dude, never mix your metaphors!


Who knew?

But somehow we always find a way, don’t we?


Holy CRAP the BACKFIRE! Maxine Waters out-AWFULS herself questioning Kavanaugh about his ‘alcohol abuse’

RUH-ROH: Rachel Mitchell’s independent analysis spells even BIGGER trouble for Senate Dems and Ford’s attorneys

WHOA: Rachel Mitchell releases memo all but destroying Ford’s testimony and the Left just CAN’T DEAL