This tweet from Benny Johnson about how Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren basically conned Cory Booker into making a fool of himself releasing documents that were ok’d for release is seriously one of the funniest things we’ve read today.
And remember, we just wrote about a thread where Alyssa Milano called Cory a patriot so you KNOW this here is funny.
Kamala Harris & Elizabeth Warren standing in a dark Senate hallway.
[whispers] "Hey Booker, come ere."
Cory Booker slowly walks over.
"Booker, want a good idea? Call yourself Spartacus & release documents that are already public. People will think you're a hero"
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) September 6, 2018
It reads like a sequel to Mean Girls except it would be Mean Old’ish Ladies.
All of that being said, with the amount of evidence we’ve seen that Democrats are indeed planning these protests and acts of grandstanding, it’s not all that ‘out there’ to think this is similar to the real conversation they may have had.
— Nuclear Dave (@woodstockdave) September 6, 2018
We know it was you, Fredo.
— Rugby Hooker (@Russ_Campbell) September 6, 2018
And we just died again.
Thanks for that.
But I'm Spartacus…
— Michael Sopo (@Ironheaddugg) September 6, 2018
Of course, he is. Even TBone believes in him.
— Chance (@chanceychazz) September 6, 2018
[Harris] "Wow Diane, you sure can make us look bad"
[Feinstein] "I don't think I can make a Democrat look any worse Kamala, Sad Panda"
[Booker] "Hold my non-alcoholic vegan gluten-free beer"
— Dav~ Wright (@dewright_ca) September 6, 2018
— iMegaWeapon (@mega1480) September 6, 2018
Cory Booker wasn’t the hero they wanted, but he was the hero they needed.
OMG, we just laughed so hard we might have actually hurt ourselves.
What a day!