If there has ever been a more self-centered, self-infatuated timeline than Jim Acosta’s on Twitter we’d be hard-pressed to find it. And what makes his timeline even MORE obnoxious is the fact that he keeps claiming that he doesn’t want to be the story …

Yet we don’t see him tweeting about much else other than himself.

And he wonders why we make fun of him.

Ok, so this isn’t Jim’s tweet exactly, but it’s The Late Show tweeting about him … and he retweeted it.

Again, not his tweet but another retweet.

Now, this WAS his tweet.

Dear Diary,

It really is all about me.




But see, Jim wants to make this all about him because deep down he really DOES want to be the story.

This went well.



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