The Left and the media are just silly.
The MOMENT Trump made his SCOTUS pick these sad creatures had their talking points already crafted about how EVIL his pick was, some even going so far as to call Kavanaugh a ‘she’ in their releases because they thought it would be Barrett. In all honesty, Trump could have nominated Garland and these same people would find some way to oppose him because it’s not about the nominee him or herself, it’s about Trump.
And c’mon, the scandals the media has been trying to cook up about Kavanaugh? He used a credit card to buy tickets to a game? THAT MONSTER.
Silly.
So silly in fact that the #BrettKavanaughScandals hashtag took off on Twitter, and here are some of the most scandalous:
Once inadvertently ordered a Whopper with Cheese-IN A MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Deebs ????? (@DeebsFTL) July 12, 2018
Sources claim that in his sophomore year of High School he was overheard saying "Chuck Norris is not the toughest man in the world" #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) July 12, 2018
Sources close to Brett Kavanaugh reveal that he enjoyed Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and thought the overwhelming Jar Jar hate was 'a bit unwarranted.' #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
I have been told by two sources that years ago Brett Kavanaugh experimented with pineapple on pizza. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
In 1998, Kavanaugh threw a couple AA batteries in the trash instead of taking them to a certified battery disposal site. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) July 12, 2018
He has been seen multiple times dipping french fries into a @Wendys frosty. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
Allegedly, he read the Constitution, more than once. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— ellery Samwise (@EllerySamwise) July 12, 2018
It's been alleged that Brett Kavanaugh once tore a tag off a mattress. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— John Scotus (@John_Scotus) July 12, 2018
DEVELOPING STORY: Sources have told me that Brett Kavanaugh wore white shorts on September 5th, 2017.
The day AFTER Labor Day.#BrettKavanaughScandals
— Amy (@AmyBrownfield3) July 12, 2018
THIS is a bridge too far.
Brett Kavanaugh sometimes doesn't eat all he could eat at all you can eat restaurants #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Lee Nelson (@LeeNels1) July 12, 2018
OH THE HUMANITY! I figure if it were student loans, he'd be acceptable, but it was for 'baseball tickets'. How plebian! Next thing we'll hear, he drinks…beer! #BrettKavanaughScandals https://t.co/cI91VRsrMW
— Aragorn Aragon (@RXCafeTX) July 12, 2018
You’d think Democrats would like Kavanaugh more if he has debt.
Brett Kavanaugh once crossed the road when it said "DON'T WALK"#BrettKavanaughScandals https://t.co/jaUX30l0Yo
— Simon (@uncriticalsimon) July 12, 2018
BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh once rented Weekend at Bernie’s II, returned it late to the wrong Blockbuster and did not rewind it. Civilization is over.
— CaptainTouchback (@CaptTouchback) July 12, 2018
In shocking display of Islamophobia, Brett Kavanaugh has been attending, exclusively, Catholic worship services. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Don Quick-Oats (@DonQuickOatz) July 12, 2018
Did not actually read all of the Terms of Agreement on iTunes, but “accepted” anyway. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Aura Lei (@auraleis) July 12, 2018
Sources close to the family say Kavanaugh drank from the milk carton. Once. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) July 12, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh regularly drives 5 MPH over the speed limit. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— James Hasson (@JamesHasson20) July 12, 2018
Fools his dog with a fake throw.
#BrettKavanaughScandals— US World Cup Star (@DogsAndSoccer) July 12, 2018
Man, now we can’t even support the guy.
Heh.
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‘Dude, SEEK HELP’! Joss Whedon’s FREAKOUT over #Kavanaugh SCOTUS is one for the books
OMG LOL! @TheDemocrats share SUPER SKEERY tweet with pic about Kavanaugh, there’s just 1 BIG problem
