Matt Yglesias is onto us guys, might as well admit it now.
Yes. Trump ran out before he was ever elected (or had won the primary) and literally STOLE the SCOTUS seat from Garland. In fact, Trump hired a bunch of ninjas who used to be leprechauns but got disgruntled when the head leprechaun tried to unionize so they turned to the life of the ninja. It was a hard time for the ninja leprechauns, but Trump saw potential in the smaller than usual ninjas …
Ok, so that may not be true, but we heard there were definitely ninjas involved.
That’s about as believable as the notion that Garland’s SCOTUS seat was actually stolen.
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1011614799015432193
Personally, we think Hillary stealing the nomination from Bernie is right up there but hey Matt, you be you.
"if you don't like it, go out and win an election" – Barack Obama
— G (@TCC_Grouchy) June 26, 2018
Oooooh, that’s right. Even Obama would tell Matt to stop his complaining and win an election if he doesn’t like how things are going.
That. Was. Hilarious.
They tried, but Hillary lost a shoe, blacked out and forgot where Wisconsin is.
— Lizzy Lou Who☃️❄️ (@_wintergirl93) June 26, 2018
Biden Rule uh RULEZ!!! ??? pic.twitter.com/uHXmFsxVIB
— Non-Sequitur ??⚾️? (@mikesta12) June 26, 2018
Poor Matt.
Since they can't let go of this idea, I am in favor of embracing the stolen seat narrative. High fives all around. You are now free to say "Yes, we stole it, what are you gonna do about it?". Also acceptable: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game." https://t.co/rsEpa8wfwX
— Dan ?? (@danieltobin) June 26, 2018
Yes!
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— Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) June 26, 2018
— Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) June 26, 2018
Gosh, we’re not seeing a whole lot of sympathy for Matt …
Someone doesn’t know how the Constitution works.
— Jon Can’t Code ?? (@swatter911) June 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheRickCanton/status/1011640140119207936
Meep!
— Andrew S. (@shoutingboy) June 26, 2018
*womp womp*
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