The Russian military has apparently blamed Britain for staging and ‘directing’ the chemical attack in Syria.

Alrighty then.

Hrm.

This wasn’t a stage play, Russia.

But surely they’re being straight with us, right?

Oh, the THIRD story.

Is that all? Wow.

That’s right, there was no attack according to Russia.

But now there was and the Brits did it.

Or something.

Yaaaaaaaas.

There was no parking. We knew it.

Duh, that’s TOTALLY what happened.

Word.

Unicorns and super secret ninjas did it.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

It was the SITH!

Is he saying Russia is playing Alinsky?

We wouldn’t put it past them.


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