YAAAS! Conservatives come up with #DisneyPrincesses America NEEDS and it's SPECTACULAR

Sam J. | 2:17 PM on March 29, 2018

Earlier this week, Planned Parenthood of Keystone sent out a tweet about how we need a Disney princess who has had an abortion, who supports abortion, who is trans … etc. etc. Basically, they wanted an adult Disney princess who made really bad decisions in her life and could, therefore, be exploited to push their abortion mantra.

And this went so badly that they quickly deleted the tweet, but not before Twitchy and other, slower outlets covered it.

In the days that followed, many Conservatives (and Libertarians) came up with some of their own ideas for Disney princesses we actually do need, and most of their ideas kicked so much ass … so we know it will never happen with Disney but for now, we can enjoy their brilliance on Twitter.

We need a #DisneyPrincess who gets her PhD in libertarian blockchain governance and then gets elected to Congress, only to destroy the Fed from the inside.

— Geoffrey Miller (@primalpoly) March 29, 2018

Smart.

We need a #DisneyPrincess who shows an enlightened Darwinian self-awareness about her hypergamous mate choice instincts and monogamist mating norms. pic.twitter.com/KqJXeNooIJ

— Geoffrey Miller (@primalpoly) March 28, 2018

Bring down the man from the INSIDE!

We need a Disney princess who thinks third-wave feminism is garbage and reads Leo Strauss in her spare time.

— Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) March 29, 2018

Throw in a little Ayn Rand and booyah.

Well I vote for a #DisneyPrincess with a Gun then.
GI-Joe gets one…thought the left wants women's equality.?

— Jenny Rodriguez (@momJenRodriguez) March 28, 2018

Damn right!