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'Don't leave MT to soyboys!' Jesse Kelly's map for an amicable national divorce sparks HILARIOUS thread

Get the safety pins out, Jesse Kelly’s tweet about an amicable divorce for the nation likely triggered at least a few temper-tantrums from the Left and any and all Conservative nannies out there who think they own Conservatism.

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*wink wink nudge nudge*

But this thread was just too hilarious not share.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/978666615234494464

We’re not sure if we should take Jesse seriously on this or not but we don’t hate his idea.

Let one part of the country live as serfs while the rest of us continue living as free Americans.

Sounds like a win-win.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/978686114490875904

Wait, WTH Jesse?! What about Virginia?! And Montana? No no no, you can’t leave those states in Progressive-ville.

And Idaho! North Dakota can go though … JUST KIDDING.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/978693733750394884

HA!

He’s a hater.

Duh.

Oh, and there’s this too:

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/978693095658278912

HA!

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/978692514109681666

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Heads just exploded over there on that side of Twitter.

But true story, that side of Twitter is a silly place, so meh.

https://twitter.com/elisabethlehem/status/978693233290211328

We like how she thinks!

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/978695375803633664

Virginia. Right?!

California wants to secede, yes?

More power to them.

https://twitter.com/AlexisinNH/status/978692798038859778

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/978695289149251584

Let’s do this!


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