We have come to the conclusion that there is no way Paul Nehlen is actually running for any office because only a brain-dead ass-nugget of a human being would think this is in ANY way appropriate for a candidate to post:
https://twitter.com/pnehlen/status/962105830744223744
Seriously, Nehlen should just admit he’s a full-blown troll looking for attention on Twitter and stop wasting the good people of Wisconsin’s time. Although to be honest, we’re not sure any of them take him all that seriously anyway considering he lost by something like 80 points in 2016.
Twitter has not yet suspended Nehlen over this tweet or removed his fancy blue check which is fascinating considering how suspension-happy they have been with other accounts recently.
Ahem.
https://twitter.com/molratty/status/962330595245412353
Right?
Good Lord
— Jen DinNJ (@JenDinnj) February 10, 2018
What is wrong with you?
— Tamale MFB (@tamaleWI) February 9, 2018
How long ya’ got?
He had this to say:
https://twitter.com/pnehlen/status/962118064035725314
*eye roll*
David Duke probably thought it was HILARIOUS.
https://twitter.com/dbryan1955/status/962116020499632134
This does seem to be what Paul Nehlen is about though.
Imagine his bumper stickers!
The fuck is wrong with you?
— mars (@marianamorwords) February 10, 2018
#Evergreen
https://twitter.com/MadFiest/status/962345367462404096
Ooh ooh, we know!
You are a sick twisted person. Someone must have really hurt you to make you such a bitter little man. Get some help.
— ThisMayNotEndWell (@peabodypress) February 10, 2018
He’ll just blame the Jews.
Man, you've gone off the edge. Take several steps back and then get some help.
— Chumly Pieplate (@Chumly_Pieplate) February 10, 2018
Easiest solution: #BlockPNehlen. He's just stupid enough to think it makes him special. The guy thought he was signing up for Tinder but ended up on Twitter. His mom will explain it to him when he finishes losing to himself on Atari and comes up from the basement to yell at her.
— David Jolly (@DavidJollyFL) February 10, 2018
But then who would we make fun of?
You're seriously a dick.
— Colorado RedTraci (@goptraci) February 10, 2018
‘Nuff said.
Full transparency, the editor of this piece is Catholic, not Jewish, and she still thinks Paul Nehlen is a serious toolbag who couldn’t get elected to dogcatcher even if he was the only one running.
Just thought we’d get that out of the way, you know, in case Nehlen decides he wants to whine that the ‘Jewish media’ is out to get him.
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