Ok, everyone, we know the memo has officially been released but STAY CALM because Buck Sexton wants us all to know that James Comey has everything under control.
Everybody calm down! Comey has an inspirational tweet coming with a photo of a calm lake that will address all of this
— Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) February 2, 2018
Any minute now, Comey will post some words of wisdom and subtweet Trump … and we’ll all make fun of him again.
And to think, Twitter is still free.
whew, I was worried. Thanks for bringing me off the ledge, @BuckSexton
— DanaLH (@freedommom2017) February 2, 2018
— Greg Cougar (@NonLiberalPAer) February 2, 2018
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) February 2, 2018
— ?Follow The White Rabbit? (@4everconstant) February 2, 2018
Here you go, Buck. You’re welcome: https://t.co/uFOdq8tAYE
— Berny Belvedere (@bernybelvedere) February 2, 2018
Sun setting behind him while he looks wistfully into the distance.
— Scott Carroll (@YouDaManTiger) February 2, 2018
"Stress and nervous tension are now serious social problems in all parts of the Galaxy"https://t.co/oylGMAIIqP
— Simon? (@uncriticalsimon) February 2, 2018
Bonus points for the Douglas Adams reference.
Is Comey still going to teach a university ethics course after this?
— Zach Schreiber (@SchreebDiesel) February 2, 2018
HA HA HA HA HA.
— Groundshy (@groundshy) February 2, 2018
At this point, if we don’t laugh we may never stop crying. What a batsh*t crazy time to be alive and watching these things unfold in DC.