With rumors flying that the Trump administration may fire Mueller (keyword being RUMORS), several doughy, emotional, overly-reactive, wussy, man-babies started a ‘movement’ about how they will take to the streets if Mueller is fired.
I just registered. Join an event to say No One is Above the Law! https://t.co/nK1HnrMAXS
— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) December 15, 2017
THERE’S GONNA BE A REVOLUTION UP IN HERE, with lots of glitter, patchouli, lattes, and bullhorns because they are gonna TAKE IT TO THE STREETS.
Surely no one takes this nonsense seriously. What are they gonna do? Knit vagina hats, chant curse words at us, and cry when we point and laugh?
Oh, and speaking of pointing and laughing:
I’m ready! https://t.co/JcqTd9Bqub
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 17, 2017
Patton finally said something funny! Yay for him.
Can you ask your supporters to stock up on Posterboard, markers, and other fave protest gear? Be prepared, scouts!
— Marti Bombyk (@MartiBombyk) December 17, 2017
And make sure they have plenty of Starbucks gift cards and phone chargers!
Steven Segal has clearly shown that he is above the law.
— (((Dan))) (@CopyDan) December 17, 2017
Seriously, we lol’d.
Thanks for making a plan! pic.twitter.com/RPUG9fhLZk
— The Nastiest Woman (@nastiestwoman) December 17, 2017
Don’t you love how the Left plans to rise up? All sorts of sites to visit, all sorts of lists to make, all sorts of ‘gear’ to stock up on. That’s how you know they really won’t do anything – when Americans revolted against the King of England they didn’t pass around a piece of parchment with pretty pictures on it asking people to sign up and we’re pretty sure they weren’t concerned about bringing a phone charger.
Thanks Patton. This is when we will REALLY need celebrities to help. I appreciate you putting in effort to spread the word, even though you have enough success to be comfortable and are not as threatened personally. Apathy is dangerous and people need to take this seriously!
— KW Dunbar (@KWDunbarTX) December 17, 2017
Dude, please don’t encourage him.