Dude.

Really?

Ok, so while Al Franken’s right hand is clearly groping her, his left hand MIGHT not be and so that makes what he did not so horrible? What, grabbing only one boob means it wasn’t sexual assault?

This is ALMOST worse than the ‘she was a Playboy model so she deserved it argument.’

Almost.

Heh.

This could work.

That’s right!

Whoa, mind blown.

Ha!

We’re listening.

We need more coffee if we’re going to write about this particular ‘trutherism’.

Give them time.

Ok, that’s it.

Done.

Heh.


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