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'So, Like, a Normie D**che': Hasan Piker Gets Demolished ... by His HAIRDRESSER

Grateful Calvin
Grateful Calvin  |  5:00 PM on August 29, 2026


We don't recommend that anyone listen to Hasan Piker for extended periods of time. That's what we're here for: to listen to his hateful, anti-American rants so other people don't have to. 

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But if you DO listen to him, one thing becomes patently obvious very quickly. Piker is a complete charlatan. We've documented his champagne Communist lifestyle on many occasions. He blatantly treats his listeners like useful idiots, preaching socialism to them while he lives high on the hog. 

Fortunately, an increasing number of people are onto him and his fake game. Recently, a video of Piker surfaced on X of him describing himself to his hairdresser. If you can make it through his blatherings about "incels' and calling himself a "chad," wait for the hairdresser to absolutely DEMOLISH him in the closing seconds of the video below. 

Watch:

Ha. 

Hahahaha. 

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"A normie d**che." 

If that isn't Piker in a nutshell, we don't know what is. 

We also loved the bit earlier in the video when Piker is calling himself a chad, and the hairdresser's response is, "But you sit on your phone all the time." 

LOL. 

That's when someone should have called 911 because a murder was about to take place. 

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We've watched this video about 50 times, and we could watch it 50 more times without getting tired of it. 

It is the Iron Law of social media braggadocio. 

If you have to tell people you are something (such as a chad or an alpha male), you are absolutely not that thing. 

Exactly. 

You know what kind of men brag to their hairdresser about what Lotharios they are? 

Men who never get any; that's who. 

HA! 

It doesn't exactly scream "alpha male," now, does it? 

Aaaaand, we're dead! 

But we'll keep going because mocking Piker is simply too much fun. 

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We'll chip in, if only for the laughs she gave everyone at Piker's expense. 

And Piker is A LOT more parts per million than that. 

Effortlessly. 

The remarkable part is that Piker even posted this video in the first place. 

But that is easily explained when we realize who and what he truly is. 

Maybe Piker thought people would only pay attention to his words in the video (again, because he is a raging narcissist), not the far wiser and more insightful words of the hairdresser who saw right through him like he was made of plexiglass. 

X is full of those types, as well. 

They're the ones who cry at Pete Hegseth because the Blue Angels did a flyover at a beach. 

Piker will call for blood in the streets, more terrorist attacks and assassinations, and for everyone to give up owning anything for the Communist cause. 

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But he'll never DO any of that ... because he is as phony as a three-dollar bill. 

God bless the hairdresser for calling him on it.  

Piker's followers would be a lot better off listening to her than to him. 

But as long as they DO keep listening to him, we'll make sure Hasan Piker's disgraceful remarks are stapled to every Democrat who embraces that — in a word — d**che. 

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