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Choose Wisely, Los Angeles: As Spencer Pratt Surges, Karen Bass Wants Free Teeth for Meth Heads


We don't know whether Spencer Pratt can defy the odds and win the Los Angeles mayoral election, but if he doesn't, it won't be because he ran a bad campaign. 

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Pratt's campaign has been on point because of his singular message: he is for sanity and restoring LA to its former greatness after Democrats have utterly destroyed the city. Many of his AI-generated campaign ads have been hilarious, but also extremely effective in showing how Mayor Karen Bass (with assistance from Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris, among other top Democrats) has completely failed Angelenos. 

Here is his latest: 

See what we mean? It's funny, but it's funny because most of it is true. 

Pratt has a lot of money in his campaign, so we can expect more ads like this leading up to the election. 

And, boy howdy, have we got an idea for his next one! 

While Pratt is surging in the polls because of his messaging (though still trailing Bass), the current mayor has continued to go out in public to demand even more batpoop-crazy policies. 

We have to admit, when we saw the tweet below from Libs of TikTok, we thought it had to be a parody. 

That can't be true, right? She can't be that insane, can she? 

Oh, yes, she can! Here is Bass, in her own words, demanding that taxpayers pay for free new teeth for homeless meth heads: 

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OK, it's not quite as insane as Newsom declaring free transgender surgeries for illegal aliens, but it's not that far behind. 

Sure, let's give them all free new teeth. And then, when they destroy those teeth because Bass and Nithya Raman aren't doing anything to solve the problem of homeless drug addicts, taxpayers can buy them all new teeth again! It's genius! 

HA! 

Again, funny because it's accurate. 

The next thing we know, Bass will demand that we put every homeless drug addict in a $30,000 a month Malibu beach house with Secret Service protection. 

Leftist logic at its finest. 

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LOL. We see what you did there. 

We almost fear what Bass will say tomorrow. 

Good news! If you become a meth addict, Bass will probably demand free speech therapy sessions for you. At taxpayer expense, obviously. 

She's got some stiff competition for that title with Mayor Mamdani in New York and Mayor Johnson in Chicago, but darn it, she's giving it her best shot. 

What does Bass care about the cost? After all, it's just other people's money. 

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There's an easy way out of that hamster wheel. Just don't vote for them. Or her. 

It's only May. We're sure she can come up with an even dumber one. 

As we said, this is prime fodder for Pratt's next AI campaign ad. 

Except that Bass is completely serious about it. 

Sorry. We got nothin'. 

Unless your last name happens to be Biden, of course. 

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With lunatic proposals such as this from Bass, it's hardly a surprise that Pratt is surging in the polls. Raman, the Democratic Socialists' spoiler candidate, seems to be falling off a cliff in the polls, so it's likely a two-person race in a couple of weeks (and then again in November if no candidate gets more than 50 percent in June). 

If Angelenos know what's good for them, they won't vote for Karen Bass, Meth Head Dentist. 


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